I've just discovered I now have two friends here officially! As a 'newbie' I'm like a kid with a new toy. It was lovely that luchan invited me and became my first friend here. And I'm thrilled that Romola has taken up my invite - thank you!

I was hoping that getting into blogging may spur me into writing some spanking stuff and today I completed a story! I only wrote about 500 words, but thet were the last five hundred words so it feels great. the story was started on one of the hottest days of the year, inspired by the idea that it may be too hot to play, so now autumn is definitely upon us it has been a while getting finished.

Other outstanding masterpieces in the makingare a piece of pseudo-Victoriana; a tale around neolithic times (Don't ask!) and a school story where the teacher gets spanked:D With a bit of luck my muse will come along and hit me around the head - Actual spanking is great for feeding the imagination, but not so good for the actual setting down of the words...

Talking of spanking - Can anyone explain tags to me? I tried doing tag search for spanking (no surprises there!) and seemed to be getting links to porn by the look of it...Were these links to stuff as dubious as presented? Or is it assumed that certain keywords are automatically going to be dubious in nature and get an automatic 'porn warning'? Info welcome!

...but thought I'd have a little scribble. As I was about to start I got email from my other half who says he's read my blog and likes it!:D So I'm now dead chuffed as we say in Cardiff!

I just caught some of the Jonathan Ross Show on the box and Emma Thompson seemed to be talking about her new film 'Nanny McPhee'(?) and S/M - She was wearing wicked looking boots which apparently were bought for her by an S/M Mistress...A bit confusing as I missed the connection and background to why this woman had bought boots for Emma.

It seems that 'Wossy'thinks S/M is too much like hard work and gets in the way of you eating toast! To be honest, I'd have thought decent vanilla would get in the way of toast-eating as well, unless you have a fetish for toast crumbs...Now I've nothing against toast, but haven't tried incorporating it into my erotic life.

While I'm not experienced in the art of bondage (either end of the rope!) I suspect that those that are, have worked out their rules of engagement. If it's not already on the list, perhaps having your toast before getting tied up would be sensible - Although somehow I suspect practitioners of Japanese ropework or similar would have already worked that one out for themselves...