I've been looking at my Friends Reunited entry - Yes - I'm sad enough to have an entry! One of the things that I thought was fun was being asked to list your 20 favourite words. My other half thought it would be interesting if I chose 20 words from a Suzee perspective, so here goes!
Spanking
Anticipation
Cane
Playfulness
Sensation
Naughty
Stockings
Eroticism
Paddle
Hairbrush
Fun
Dark
Light
Pain
Sensuality
Crop
Flyswat
Bare
Ambivalence
yes.s.s.s.s.s.s....

I've told my other half I'm going to start writing about him, hoping to pique his curiosity. He did try reading it a while back but I think his cookies (or lack of?!)got in the way or something...

Anyway, there is a South Wales way of talking that is very camp, but some of the speakers would be horrified to realise this. I seem to remember hearing that Rob Brydon (a comic genius in my humble opinion) can do 'Swansea Camp'.

My other half once ventured into a very exciting emporium in darkest Neath called 'Little Amsterdam'. It was a purveyor of goods of a drug and/or sexual kind and had a vey nice leather paddle in the window he came up with a whole mad dialogue between the woman in the shop and an invisible owner in the backroom executed in perfect Neath Camp.

I told my friend G about this and he then embroidered it into my partner being able to do any camp accent in the whole of South Wales and anything less would be a disappointment. When I relayed this to him he immediately did Llanelli Camp and decided he probably can!