Nudity?!
...So there I was in the lovely cultural city of Liverpool and skulking in McDonald's! Why? because the £180 a night Adelphi doesn't yet have internet access for those without own laptops and the Awful clown Ronnie does....

And the nudity?
Aaaaaahhhh.....I was coming to that....

Being anxious to write to my Cariad during a break at my conference I was pointed in direction of the bright yellow arches. I bought an hour's worth of surftime to be sure not to get cut off in full flow. Having written my billet doux I thought I'd check my blog and access was denied on grounds of nudity!!!

Well, ther's no nudity here so it must be some of you lot! I just hope you're feeling guilty!