by
suzeemoon
@ Monday, 24. Apr, 2006 - 16:30:51
Timsuzi claims I find toast more important than Jesus or timsuzi. Timsuzi may have a point. It seems that timsuzi did a tag check and found toast and toaster combined out-tagged timsuzi and Jesus
Of course tags are self-generated, so I have only myself to blame for this. And now I have a new toast tale!
Boringly
I'm seeking the nearest toast heaven one can obtain with a toaster. I know the superiority of an open fire or even a gas one and toasting fork. And I know a gas (not electric!) grill is also superior to the humble toaster, but my Nirvarnah still remains the nearest to toast-heaven from a toaster.
I am constantly seeking the thickest sliced bread obtainable that will fit my very cheap, but quite good (less than a fiver!) toaster. So far Brace's XXX was thickest I could find...Bored? You will be!
...And then I saw Warburton's 'Super toastie'! I admit being seduced by the waxed paper
, but I can be very shallow... And as I got ready for a new toast experience I learnt that 'Super toastie' was super in length as well as thickness and wouldn't fit into my slot
(write your own filthy strapline!)Somehow half slices of bread toasted do not seem right....