(*names changed to protect the innocent)

I once had relationship with John James. John James worked for firm and filled post that had once been filled by John Jones. John James (my then other-half) also moved into road where John Jones lived. I kept hearing about John Jones and people often thought he was my other half.
Years later I was at a social event and for first time actually met him! When asked if we knew each other I said 'No, but we've shared several rumours'
Like John James, John Jones is a lovely man and eminently fanciable, but I never got to do more than play board games with him - And he still has my 'Scruples' game!

Just got an ad for 'spanking personals'. Now I'm happily committed (To my Cariad - not an institution!) but I was curious... And when I looked, there was nothing there! Can't really see the point of Google manufacturing ads that may interest us when the product doesn't actually exist.