If you're waiting for the Omnibus:
LOOK AWAY NOW
If you're up-to-date with the pointless goings on in the mythiical village in Borcetshire or don't give a toss, feel free to read on...
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WELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you think of William Grundy and his new squeeze then? And there he was getting all masterful and she was making jokes about his other side and I'm sure I heard mention of a cane!
And then he was talking about teaching lessons! Well, I know it was apparently about animal husbandry, but it's a start

Could we be heading for some Archers spanking stuff - I have actually written some storylines if anyone over there is interested...