My Cariad and I are now published authors of erotica, as previously mentioned. I received the following in an email:

It's great to be published authors, isn't it? Next time I'm filling in one of those online forms and it asks for occupation I can put pornographer. That would give the stats people something to think about. I wonder if they'd have to start a new category or would it be like all those people who put Jedi as their religion on the census form - 47% of pornographers prefer Cadbury's Dairy Milk.